I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is...
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and...
Courage is resistance to fear mastery of fear not absence of fear.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses...
Prophesy is a good line of business but it is full of risks.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause...
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion...
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
We have the best government that money can buy.
If it's your job to eat a frog it's best to do it first thing in the...
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When angry count to four when very angry swear.